Halloween Collection - Dachshund Dracula - Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Halloween Collection - Dachshund Dracula - Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt


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A dachshund. Dressed as Dracula. Now in crewneck form.

He has the fangs. He has the cape. He has the unshakable confidence of a creature roughly eleven inches off the ground. The cape drags a little. Nobody is going to be the one to tell him.

THE CREWNECK | 340 gsm District fleece

340 gsm (about 10 oz) three-end fleece with a soft 100% cotton face on the solid colors, made in part from recycled polyester. Cut oversized with a drop shoulder, so it hangs off you rather than sitting on you. Size down if you want it closer. 2x1 rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder back-neck taping. Wash cold and inside out, tumble dry low. It is the heavy one, built for the part of October when the weather finally commits. Sizes XS through 3XL.

Comes in White, Black, Bordeaux, Heathered Charcoal or Navy Blue. Printed one at a time after you order.

The size guide has laid-flat measurements in inches. It runs roomy, so check it before you commit.

FREE SHIPPING on any two or more shirts.

That's the whole pitch.

Who is your Daddy and what does he do.?

OUR STORY

For decades, Craig Miller has been drawing doodles of animals in meetings in order to appear to be taking copious notes. Sometimes, he would show his drawings to his co-workers and they always seemed to bring on a chuckle. 

So Craig thought, "Hey, why don't I put these doodles on shirts?"  So he did.  And thus was born Lo-Fi Animal Shirts. 

And not to bum everyone out after this cute story, but Craig lost one of his best friends to cancer in the Fall of 2024. And then he lost his father to cancer in April of 2025, not long after he'd put up this website. So donating to the American Cancer Society seemed like the thing to do. (even though it'd make more sense conceptually to donate to the ASPCA). 

And that's the story. Please keep sending in animal suggestions! Craig's hoping to get up to 365 so he can put out a Page-A-Day calendar. 

Man wearing a white t-shirt with a black hand-drawn lo-fi frog graphic and 'FROG' text, outdoors.