One bird. Zero chill.
Our Chicken Classic Tee features a hand-drawn, minimalist chicken printed on soft, breathable cotton with a classic unisex fit that keeps things easy. The design is clean, slightly absurd, and exactly what chicken people didn’t know they needed. Comfortable enough for daily wear, and just ridiculous enough to feel intentional. Available in multiple sizes.
Eggs not included.
Finding your size
This is a unisex tee with a modern, slightly fitted cut — true to size for most, or size up one for a roomier feel. Measurements are the flat garment (chest = armpit to armpit, laid flat), in inches.
Standard (Bella + Canvas 3001)
| Size |
Chest (in) |
Body Length (in) |
| XS |
16½ |
27 |
| S |
18 |
28 |
| M |
20 |
29 |
| L |
22 |
30 |
| XL |
24 |
31 |
| 2XL |
26 |
32 |
| 3XL |
28 |
33 |
| 4XL |
30 |
34 |
| 5XL |
32 |
35 |
Premium (AS Colour 5001T)
| Size |
Chest (in) |
Body Length (in) |
| XS |
17 |
26¾ |
| S |
18 |
28 |
| M |
20 |
29½ |
| L |
22 |
31 |
| XL |
24 |
32¼ |
| 2XL |
26 |
33 |
| 3XL |
28 |
33½ |
Tip: lay a t-shirt you already love flat, measure armpit to armpit, and match it to the Chest column. Sizes can vary up to about 1 inch.